Meatus & Bloatum

"life's a big jumble, but somehow it leads to something I can consume"

My Skin

my skin is exploding into thousands of fish eggs, hydro-combusting toad that I am. The earth and the sun are working in conjunction to kill me. Pulling my face, my limbs slowly, methodically into the ground satisfied with the prospect of my being swallowed whole and subsequently forgotten.

Papa Romeo

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
X-Ray
Yankee
Zulu

Slunch.

caught a rat in my open lunchbox
curled up in a non-responsive ball

Congratulations Archie Boston!

Douglas MacArthur is very prominently featured in the 1981 version of Trivial Pursuit, along with Henry Kissinger, Sidney Poitier, Steve McQueen, and the collected plays of Neil Simon.

The Carolingian Kingdom of the Franks after the Treaty of Verdun (843 AD) is not

Whilst looking into Army Man

"I hate [advertising] because it irresponsibly induces discontent in people for one myopic goal, and then it leaves the debris of that process out there in the culture."
-George Meyer